WojakHood logo$WOJAKHOOD
buy $WOJAKHOOD
on the robinhood chain WojakHood mascot in a green hoodie

they drew Wojak
first.

The sad face that traded before the green app existed. The mascot of every retail loss before the movement had a logo. $WOJAKHOOD honors the original face.

🖍️ buy now 📜 read the lore
📜 the lore

the face before the feather.

"screenshot of portfolio. one eye open. mouth in a straight line. no caption needed."
— an old forum post, circa the first red week

Before the green candles. Before "diamond hands." Before payment for order flow had a name. There was just a guy staring at his portfolio, jaw slack, eyes empty — Wojak.

The rebrand came. The app got a feather, then no face at all. But traders' faces never changed. Every commission-free loss still carries a little bit of Wojak DNA.

$WOJAKHOOD is the meme returning to claim its throne. The original face. The original candle. On the chain that carries its adopted name.

WojakHood smoking mascot
📉 the thesis

no options. no oversight. just vibes.

Wojak doesn't hedge. Wojak doesn't average down on purpose. Wojak does one thing and one thing only: hold the bag and look devastated while doing it.

🖍️ tokenomeownics

drawn in crayon. audited by nobody.

1B
total supply
one billion wojaks. every single one already down bad.
0 / 0
tax
wojak doesn't believe in fees. only regret.
100%
in pool
lp burned, same as the account.
🗺️ the roadwoj

this is a meme coin. these are jokes. mostly.

1
phase 1
wake up
open the app. see red. close eyes. launch token instead.
2
phase 2
meme
shitpost on every timeline. flood the discord. become unavoidable.
3
phase 3
rebrand robinhood
polite letter to Vlad asking for the face back. attach chart.
4
phase 4
acceptance
wojak reaches inner peace. numbers stop mattering. ascends.
WojakHood smoking mascot

"i don't read charts. i AM the chart."

— wojak, allegedly

🖐️ how to get some

four easy steps. even a sad guy could do it.

Add the Robinhood network to your wallet.
Bridge funds over to the Robinhood chain.
Open the DEX, paste the contract, swap for $WOJAKHOOD.
Done. welcome home, sad guy. 🖍️
CA: Cooming Soon
❓ furrequently asked

faq

Is this affiliated with Robinhood?

No. We just think Wojak is the mascot they never officially hired. This is fan fiction with a ticker.

Is it really called the Robinhood chain?

Yes. That's where the sad guy lives now. He likes it there. The vibes are familiar.

What's the utility?

Cope. The utility is cope.

Will it go up?

Wojak goes up. Wojak goes down. Wojak's face does not change either way. You shouldn't risk money you can't afford to lose.

Who's behind this?

Some people who really like memes and candlestick charts.